Zaeed dropped heavily down to one of the crates in his cargo bay, wincing. He’d collected too many bumps and bruises on this mission, and it only served to remind him that not only was he losing a step, but that these goddamn Reapers were another level beyond anything he’d had the misfortune of facing before. It was one thing to get in and out of a Batarian prison camp. Your average rock had more brains than a damn Batarian. Hell, even the Turians had a weakness, what with their fetish for protocol that was so easy to turn against them. But these Reaper bastards were smart, tough, relentless, and seemingly endless in numbers. Christ, he should have retired to some backwater human colony and lived out his days in peace. He grimaced at the thought.
He rolled his neck from side to side, hearing the tendons creak, as he took stock of his injuries. Nothing life threatening, although Chakwas would probably throw a fit if she saw him without his armor on. He peeled off his armor piece by piece, slapped some medigel on most of his wounds, actually bandaged the really bad nicks, and then turned his attention to his gear. His brow furrowed into a frown as he looked at the bent and warped barrel of his sniper rifle. He didn’t have the equipment to fix that on the ship. The frown on his face deepened as he pondered having to ask Vakarian or Krios to borrow a goddamn rifle until he could get a new one on the Citadel. With a sigh, he tossed the ruined weapon into a corner, then pulled out his Mattock and took the cleaning supplies to the gun, cleaning away the dirt, blood, and grime that had somehow caked its way onto every surface of the rifle. The simple ritual of cleaning the gun helped him block out both the pain of his injuries and the horrors that he’d seen aboard the Reaper vessel.
Finally, he set aside the weapon. The Mattock needed some heavy maintenance as well, when they made port, but it would work fine until then. Grabbing his faded Blue Suns t-shirt and a pair of shorts, he headed towards the bathroom to take a shower, but paused. Before leaving, he grabbed his omnitool and tapped out a quick message.
Jackie,
Made it back OK. Might have picked up a few new scars for you to fawn over, but I’ll be alright. Fucking starving though, gonna head up to the mess after I get cleaned up. Want me to grab you anything while I’m up there?
-Z
Satisfied, he again turned to leave the cargo bay.
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Dressed in the ratty clothes, he headed up to the mess hall, only to find several members of the crew already there. He blinked, surprised. A quick listen to the chatter revealed that evidently it was Shepard’s birthday, and he elbowed past a couple of unfortunate crew members to reach Shepard’s side, finding her in conversation with Alenko, who was dressed head to toe in a Cerberus outfit, of all things. Zaeed let out a loud snort. ”Goddamn, Alenko. Interesting fashion choice-” he cut off as he saw the bottle of whisky the Spectre was holding. ”Oooh, I want some of that. When’s the party, Shepard? And I hope you’re sharing.”